Help Wanted: Second Base, Atlanta Braves

ATLANTA – Having never seen Joe Biden in person, I can say with confidence that what I saw last night at Turner Field was the worst display of human ineptitude I have ever personally witnessed.  Brooks Conrad, second baseman for the Atlanta Braves, single-handedly lost the game for Atlanta.  He committed three errors in the game, two of which led to runs for the Giants.  The Braves lost the game 3-2 and now are down 2 games to 1 in the best of 5 series.  We need help at second base.  Anybody but Brooks Conrad would be preferred. Continue reading “Help Wanted: Second Base, Atlanta Braves”